Ocupants chasing euphoria

mcqueeny:

a porn blog reblogged one of my selfies my only question is why

(via orgasm)

fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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(via mcshannnon)

richarcl:

i hı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ate when there’s something on your screen

(Source: homophobic, via orgasm)

diddily:

when your mom tells you to do the dishes

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(via sorry)

angryplum:

shsl-pornstar:

man i wish homophobic people were actually AFRAID of gay people like could you imagine having the power to strike fear in peoples hearts with your homo

"If I do not have one trazillion dollars on my doorstep by noon tomorrow, I swear I will KISS THIS WOMAN on the MOUTH in front of your children.”

(Source: hillaryrodhamclintonofficial, via writers-are-dreamers)

bolto:

when i die i want that cool thing done where they take your ashes and pressurise them enough to turn them into a precious gem. i then want that gem forged into a swords hilt so my heir can avenge me because im not dying unless im killed i can assure you

(via writers-are-dreamers)

andrewhussiesbosom:

andrewhussiesbosom:

DONT CHA WISH YER GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME

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DONT CHA

(Source: guystud, via mcshannnon)